Danielle Lloyd in Loaded magazine

Danielle Lloyd has some problems keeping her top on in this shoot for UK Loaded magazine. What a shame.

Candice Swanepoel

I’ve seen Candice Swanepoel’s name kicking around the web for a while, and finally felt it time to put her on the site. Welcome to Horny Oyster my dear. You’ve made the big time.

Evelina Oboza

Did a quick check on Evelina Oboza to see what her story was. Not much. She’s appeared in bit roles in shows like ‘Scrubs’ playing a character called ‘Hot Blonde’. Well, better than playing ‘Ugly Fat Pig’ right?

Horny links

• Jennifer Aniston shows off WAY too much of her behind in these pics! (Egotastic)
• This is the hottest looking roller blading babe EVER (Hollywood Tuna)
• Coco: Queen of camel toe (D-Listed)
• Spring break girls go wild in South Padre Island (Craveonline)
• Random pics from Maxim magazine of the best looking girls (Maxim Online)
• Everyone's favorite game - Guess Who's Boobs! (Liquid Generation)
• Bizarre drag racing accident caught on tape (Flabber)
• Pics of super cute Mandy Moore celebrating New Year with her dress hiked up (Popoholic)
• Revealing bikini candids of Kim Kardashian at the beach (Celebslam)
• Most annoying roommate ever? (Camel Tap)
• Holly Valance soaking wet photoshoot. WOW (Double Viking)
• 2 college hotties dressed as Playboy bunnies. Need I say more? (College Humor)
• Are Paris Hilton and Britney Spears opening a strip club?? (The Grumpiest)

Irina Sheik

Hmmm, not much is known about model Irina Sheik except that she’s Russian, 21 years old, and would really match my bedroom set.

Brooke Hogan is sweaty

If greasy bellied, beefcake women are your thing, get a load of Brooke Hogan pretending to workout for the camera. I think these pics would be more realistic if they showed her doing 200lbs benchpress with her dad spotting her. With a body like that, I’m sure she could. Yikes.

Horny links

• Pam Anderson wearing a ridiculously revealing cleavage top (Hollywood Tuna)
• Celebrity sex tapes we NEVER want to see (Maxim Online)
• Really sexy Elisha Cuthbert photoshoot video (Crave Online)
• This chick's outfit got her kicked off a plane for being to revealing. Do you agree? (Liquid Generation)
• Elisha Cuthbery awesome bikini pics. I think she's a little bit chilly hehe (Popoholic)
• Greatest UFO video ever! (Flabber)
• Further proof that Kim Kardashian is very slutty (D-Listed)
• Courtney Cox shows in a bikini showing LOTS of ass crack (Egotastic)
• Christina Milian looking fine in a bikini at the pool (Drunken Stepfather)
• Kelly Brook looking curve-tastic in a bikini at the beach (Celebslam)
• Behold - the world's ULTIMATE DOUCHE (College Humor)
• Dwarf cage fight!!!!! Yeah!! (Double Viking)
• Nicky Hilton looking quite supermodelish in these pics (The Grumpiest)

Sunblock girls from Sweden

These awesome Swedish babes are models for some musical outfit called ‘Sunblock’. I’ve never heard their stuff, and have a feeling I’d hate it. It’s labeled as dance music…so yeah, I’d hate it. Anyway, check out these amazing women who are featured in their videos…3 of which you can find below!!! . Sweden…what a country!

Emelie Svensson

Emily Almberg

Nina Crewson

Pernilla Lunberg

Rebecca Simonsson