Horny links

• Some of the most beautiful women from Argentina right here (Crave Online)
• Tara Reid in a bikini and looking SMOKING hot again!!! (Hollywood Tuna)
• Various pics of Kim Kardashian's big silly ass. Is it real or fake? You decide (Celebslam)
• Check out the satanic messages when some songs a replayed backwards. Trippy! (Liquid Generation)
• Stacy Keibler and her fantastic legs are at it again (Popoholic)
• Maxim Magazine sure knows how to take pics of busty blondes (Maxim Online)
• Some naughty naughty pics of ex-Mrs.Beatle Heather Mills (D-Listed)
• Paris Hilton and her freaky new inflated lips hit the streets (Egotastic)
• Hip Hop babe Eve shows of some tightly packed cleavage (Drunken Stepfather)
• Asshole cop tazers man during a routine traffic stop…for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. GRRRR (Flabber)
• Some Australian babe in the latest FHM. Oh, and her bod is perfect too (Camel Tap)
• Amanda Bynes gets into a catfight (Double Viking)
• I think this kid is a tad old for breast feeding (College Humor)
• Fergie in a sexy black dress. I like! (The Grumpiest)

Nicole Marie Lenz

This is former Playboy Miss March 2000 Nicole Lenz. Here’s an awesome little exerpt from Wikipedia detailing some of her sordid life. I love it!!

In 2004, reports of a video tape emerged (although it has not been publicly released[1]) which allegedly featured Paris Hilton having sex with Nicole Lenz. The video was reportedly filmed on Hilton’s 22nd birthday on February 15, 2003. In June 2004, Lenz was assaulted in a Los Angeles nightclub by Bijou Phillips, who, coincidentally, had appeared in a nude Playboy pictorial just one month after Lenz’ Playmate appearance. The fight was broken up by Matthew Perry who later testified on Lenz’ behalf. Phillips pleaded no contest to the criminal charges and Lenz filed a civil suit. Shortly after phillips and Lenz settled out of court for a settlement of $250,000.00 which Lenz gave to a local church foundation associated with preventing women’s battery.

Tila Tequila in Jack Magazine

Here’s everyone’s phony bisexual of the day, Tila Tequila. In case you didn’t know, she has some dating show on VH1 where she gets 16 guys and 16 lesbos to try and fall in love with her or some contrived crap like that. She’s about as gay as I am. And trust me folks, that ain’t too gay.

Horny links

• Jessica Simpson shows off her fat new lip implants (Hollywood Tuna)
• This may be one of the best Adriana Lima photoshoots around (Crave Onine)
• Trannies brawl in McDonalds! (Liquid Generation)
• More naked pics of a pregnant Christina Aguilera (Egotastic)
• Fergie sticks out some nice cleavage (Popoholic)
• Video of Miss Maxim 2007 (Maxim Online)
• Review this chicks massive rack while she reviews a movie (Tuna Flix)
• Pics of Tara Reid, out and about and drunk in Australia (Drunken Stepfather)
• Alien abduction caught on tape? Is this real??? (Flabber)
• Crazy pic of Amy Winehouse caught wandering the streets wearing only a bra, and no shoes (D-Listed)
• The cutest Japanese girl posing in a little bikini (Camel Tap)
• Vanessa Hessler is only 19, but she's stinking hot (Double Viking)
• Katie Price bends over and shows some bum (The Grumpiest)

Isabeli Fontana lingerie spread

Aida Yespica in Max magazine

Here’s ex-Miss Venezuela Aida Yespica in Max magazine. Hmm, I think I just mentioned that in the title of this post. There’s only so many things u can say about chicks appearing half naked in magazines. My tank is just about empty. Perverted writers welcome to send me samples!