Tila Tequila in Jack Magazine

Here’s everyone’s phony bisexual of the day, Tila Tequila. In case you didn’t know, she has some dating show on VH1 where she gets 16 guys and 16 lesbos to try and fall in love with her or some contrived crap like that. She’s about as gay as I am. And trust me folks, that ain’t too gay.