Kelly Brook in Arena Magazine

Gemma Atkinson randoms

We’re mere days away from Xmas, so my mind is elsewhere. Here’s a lazy post of Gemma Atkinson in a completely random photoshoot for your viewing pleasure.

Susan Ward

Come to papa! Wow who the hell is Susan Ward and why have I never seen or heard of her before!?? Looks like she’s an actress and her resume includes a few straight to DVD titles. Pisses me off that beauties like this don’t get the big roles, and Paris Hilton makes 20 million a year for doing nothing. Well no one said life is fair…and neither are these sexy bikini pics. Mercy! I’m in love.

Horny links

• Pics of the HOTTEST New Years Eve party babes I've ever seen. Check to see if they'll be in your city this year (Club Planet)
• Monica Bellucci's breasts are captivating (Hollywood Tuna)
• Which of these sexy Santa's elves would you rather unwrap? (Liquid Generation)
• Brazilian babe does a strip tease on live TV (Crave Online)
• Maxim photoshoot of some random girls looking super duper in a club (Maxim Online)
• Lost Season 4 preview. Wow looks amazing….I cannot wait until Jan 31st! (Flabber)
• Megan Fox topless in Rolling Stone Japan (Popoholic)
• Tara Reid in a short short denim skirt and small bikini top (Drunken Stepfather)
• Scarlett Johansson looking so perfect in some Belgian mag (Egotastic)
• Here's how to make a really quick 10 bucks (Camel Tap)
• Remeber Janine Turned? Remember how cute she used to be? Those days are long gone (D-Listed)
• You have never seen Hillary Clinton looking this bad. I think the elections have aged her 20 years in 6 months (Celebslam)
• This is one college cutie I'd like to find under my tree on Xmas (College Humor)
• You won't believe your eyes. This guy's skin actually turned blue from some drug treatment. Holy Smurf! (Double Viking)
• Lindsay Lohan takes her breasts for a walk. woof woof (The Grumpiest)

Catherine Fulop ultimate MILF?

Venezuelan model Catherine Fulop is 42 years old! Looking this hot at her age ranks her in the upper levels of MILFness. She’s like some kind of Grandmaster MILF. Possibly even has a Ph.D in MILF studies. I could go on like this for hours, but I won’t. You get the point - she’s hotter than anyone’s mom that you know.

Gemma Atkinson in smoking hot lingerie

Just in time for the holidays, here’s Gemma Atkinson sporting some Christmas coloured attire. I wonder what you could find in that silly cleavage of hers. Men’s wedding rings, old lottery tickets and cookie crumbs among other things I’m sure.

Horny links

• Sexy new Fergie pics in Blender mag (Hollywood Tuna)
• Looking for a sexy fun New Years party this year? This rocks (Club Planet)
• The craziest women of 2007 (Crave Online)
• Mexican uber-babe Ninel Conde. WOW (Crave Online)
• Scarlett Johansson has some great side boob (Liquid Generation)
• I don't know who this babe Sandra Nilsson is, but she looks kinda like Megan Fox which is GOOD (Popoholic)
• Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant at 16 (Egotastic)
• Picture proof that Uma Thurman has massive hands (Drunken Stepfather)
• Hilarious gymnast on a train prank (Flabber)
• Latina babe from Heroes shows off some nice cleavage for the camera (Celebslam)
• Criss Angel gets run over by a steam roller….FINALLY! (Camel Tap)
• Pic of Lilly Allen smoking while pregnant. tsk tsk (D-Listed)
• Hawaiian Tropic Girls overload! (Double Viking)
• Gemma Atkinson likes big balls (The Grumpiest)

Kim Smith in a classy lingerie spread

I’m not sure if this is a Victoria’s Secret shoot or not, but it looks like it. Kim Smith: class ass.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace 2008 calendar

Yes, I’m aware that there’s 12 months in the year, and not 4, but the other 8 pics from this calendar were far too naked to put up on the site. Sniff around Google. I’m sure you’ll find the rest of the set if you’re determined. It’s well worth it.