Tara Reid’s weird bikini hotness

Unlike most of the celeb bloggers (don’t worry, I’m not one), I’m not going to sit here and pick apart Tara Reid because she messed up her tits, drinks too much, isn’t a great actress, and so on. And even though her body looks like every muscle fiber has been surgically removed, and replaced with silly putty, I won’t criticize. Now if I were to scrutinize, perhaps I’d liken her frame to that of the “skinny fat guy”. You know the type…he’s 150lbs, but softer than vanilla pudding, but I’ll refrain. Bottom line here folks: celeb bloggers will bitch and moan about the poor girl, but I assure you every single one of them would deep fry their left nut to get with her out of shape, skinny, freaky boobed ass.